I’m going to write a story about a girl and her best friend.  He always seems to be in trouble, and somehow she always seems to manage to get him out of it.  It transpires that he is the incarnation of Trouble, and she is the incarnation of Luck.  They have adventures. 

I haven’t gotten very far, if by, “haven’t gotten very far” you mean, “what, I have to come up with a plot, instead of just the story of how they start out on the plot?  And then I have to WRITE IT DOWN?  crazy talk.”

capslockapocalypse:

poutysoldier:

Steve’s first shield was neither the shield he had before he saved the 107th, nor was it the vibranium shield we’ve all become accustomed to. 

Steve’s first shield was Bucky. 

SHU T U P SHUT UP SHUT UP

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raqe:

I was going to get mad at everyone in my art class for wasting expensive paint but then I got distracted by how pretty it was

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agathaheterodyne:

even more text posts

(part one)

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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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axxxxxi:

Give him a huge.

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Oops it jumped off the shelf into my basket today and I had to take it home.

Oops it jumped off the shelf into my basket today and I had to take it home.

betterthandarkchocolate:

debaters:

"yo pass me the weed",

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you’re welcome

For those that are unfamiliar with roasted seaweed as a snack, I sincerely suggest you try it, it is THE SHIT.

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